Best of Louie CK Stand Up Videos and Quotes

Louie CK’s Best Stand Up Videos and Quotes

Louie CK has become a fast growing legend in the comedy world with his old man quotes and unusual perspectives. He seems to keep a fresh outlook at life with an old school perspective.

Best Louie Ck’s Quotes

  • You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
  • You’ve got to be optimistic to be single. Stupid. You have to be stupid. That’s what optimistic means, you know? It means stupid.
  • People say, “My phone sucks.” No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.
  • Talking is always positive. That’s why I talk too much.
  • Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I’m very suspicious. It doesn’t make sense to me that you’d have the same solution to every issue.
  • People get angry at environmentalists because they think they’re slowing down the economy and creating restrictions and a lot of these people are Christian. A lot of these people are very devout Christians and that’s such a confusing thing to me — that if you believed that God gave you the Earth, that God created the Earth for you, why would you not have to look after it?…
  • If you’re older, you’re smarter. I just believe that. If you’re in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to ‘em. Even if they’re wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
  • Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
  • “I’m bored” is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless, it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say “I’m bored.”

Full Louie CK Stand Up, Enjoy


Louie CK Chewed Up

Louie hit the ground running after this stand up release. Chewed up was released in 2007 to offer a obscene, profane views on parenting, society and technology.

Louie CK : Hilarious

Everything from Hot Girls in the Bars, to Cell Phones and Flying. Sit Back a relax to the hour of life quotes and dark humor about life as a human being.

Louie CK: Shameless

Louie Ck’s Shameless put him on the map of life as an old man.